PigeonMGB

pigeonMGB is a neutral user who is commonly threatened by murder of pigeons. Murder of pigeons isn't funny, nor should it be brought up in a Minecraft server. Pigeons are beautiful little birds with their fluffy feathers and royal coos. Whomever declares threats against pigeons shall immediately GET THE DEATH SENTENCE. IT ISN'T FUNNY ANYMORE AUSTIN. PLEASE. GIVE ME BACK MY FAMILY. THEY ARE NOT YOUR DINNER. PLEASE.

Residence
pigeonMGB currently resides in Saint Lorenzo, Baguio in a small house based of those found in Filipino villages. The building was constructed originally as a government office, but was converted into residential housing later on. On the first floor, there is a staircase and a screened porch. On the second floor is the kitchen, living room, master bedroom, and master bathroom.

Before moving to Baguio, he lived in a tower in ArchTurk. The tower featured a fenced in yard and beautiful front flower hill. The tower is still in pigeonMGB's possession, but he no longer resides in it 24/7.

Pets

 * Shep, Sheep, Killed by a BLOOD THIRSTY BLOODY MURDERER NAMED AUSTIN
 * Greg, Cat, Killed by creeper explosion after wife died
 * Melinda, Cat, Married to Greg before drowning in an attack on pigeonMGB's original ArchTurk residence.
 * Peeksbar, Player.
 * Lorenzo, Cat, Found lonely in the hills of Calliope
 * Cum Lord, Dog, Found near Baguio
 * Drug Lord, Dog, Also found near Baguio. Drug and Cum were forced into sex with each other for more dogs

Quotes
"😱😨😨😨😨😨😰😰😰😰😰😰😢😢😟😟😟😟😟😟😫😫😫😖😖😖😖😖😖😣😣😣😣😣😣😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭"

"SUPER SOVIETS"

"pandemics sound cool"

"do you want to know what your cool minion name is

alright so what's your mom's credit card number, and that date, and the three numbers on the back"

"god i love rats"

"HELP MY COWS HAVE HAD SEX FOR 2 DAYS NOW, UNRELATED NOTE IM SELLING A BUCKET OF COW CUM"